{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice

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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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Rose Conway was an American political aide who served as the personal secretary to United States President Harry S. Truman from 1945 until 1953. Conway has been referred to as \"President Truman's Secret Weapon.\"

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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

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The 19045 / 19046 Tapti Ganga Express is an Express train running between Surat of Gujarat and Chhapra Junction of Bihar. The