{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}
{"type":"general","setup":"How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?","punchline":"He was a good conductor.","id":114}
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{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
{"type":"general","setup":"Ever wondered why bees hum?","punchline":"It's because they don't know the words.","id":108}