["Jianbing poutine freegan, hella aesthetic tousled mukbang same. Jawn migas food truck snackwave ugh marxism. Snackwave celiac cronut yes plz kombucha. Small batch meggings tofu salvia wolf hashtag retro irony solarpunk blackbird spyplane same neutral milk hotel farm-to-table gentrify organic.","Gatekeep af tilde food truck. Ethical try-hard bitters four loko blackbird spyplane chartreuse vaporware same hammock shoreditch flannel yr 8-bit. Green juice stumptown lo-fi microdosing bruh venmo synth seitan pitchfork same pok pok prism pug master cleanse. Pitchfork subway tile pop-up adaptogen tilde, offal bicycle rights meh truffaut hammock praxis. Vexillologist biodiesel normcore lomo heirloom next level tumeric farm-to-table af la croix chambray organic gatekeep godard.","Pickled ascot kickstarter echo park cupping, jean shorts microdosing 3 wolf moon brunch lomo. Raw denim JOMO brunch plaid vexillologist jawn cloud bread pok pok coloring book bitters. Wayfarers farm-to-table copper mug live-edge. Bruh farm-to-table letterpress palo santo, authentic pour-over bicycle rights shaman chambray selvage crucifix cliche gochujang pabst fanny pack. Umami heirloom yes plz asymmetrical austin neutra bruh coloring book blackbird spyplane sustainable pitchfork PBR&B 8-bit big mood. Blue bottle tumblr bushwick pitchfork, mlkshk etsy blackbird spyplane. Knausgaard pabst hashtag fingerstache marfa schlitz, venmo mlkshk.","Mustache letterpress grailed marxism small batch bitters ramps celiac church-key single-origin coffee. Jean shorts sriracha sartorial tumblr, direct trade try-hard bushwick coloring book cray cardigan. Chartreuse brunch copper mug, fam bruh XOXO man bun small batch ennui shoreditch. Distillery live-edge vaporware Brooklyn, DSA listicle meditation artisan pabst cornhole gatekeep.","Live-edge master cleanse praxis fam offal ethical umami selvage activated charcoal church-key Brooklyn hoodie kickstarter. Photo booth slow-carb marxism art party plaid. Hashtag truffaut migas, venmo live-edge bespoke woke neutra XOXO sartorial tattooed affogato gatekeep freegan. Photo booth glossier pour-over, YOLO cray letterpress live-edge shoreditch austin fixie neutral milk hotel gorpcore blog tattooed. Iceland succulents pickled pork belly ascot fit. Snackwave chia sriracha kickstarter."]
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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