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Weather Wizard (Mark Mardon) is a supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics.
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Renée Colliard was a Swiss alpine skier. At the 1956 Winter Olympics in Cortina d'Ampezzo, she became Olympic champion in Slalom.
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The Café du Croissant or Crosse du Croisant is a café in the 2nd arrondissement of Paris, France. It is famous for having been the place of the assassination of Jean Jaurès by Raoul Villain on 31 July 1914.
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